Eh, people have already tried. I lost some “friends” when I posted this who adorably didn’t understand that me posting it at all was an attempt to weed them out. I got some angry private emails and plenty of angry comments, two of which I blocked. And I’m told the piece was circulated in some CSJW groups to attempt to make fun of it. But far worse has happened to me by far more interesting people, so I didn’t exactly lose sleep over it ;)